You would date a guy? That's disgusting. How does that even work?
Oh boy. Here we go. So, when two boys like each other very much, they go to the bedroom and take all their clothes off. Then one of the boys (the one who like receiving gifts) measures the other boy’s light saver with his mouth. After that, the other boy will apply the item of his choice the the first boy’s donut. Finally, he will stick his light saver into the other boy’s donut over an over again until the pasta sauce comes out.
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
If this gets enough notes, I’ll go to a bookstore dressed as Belle and stay there and read in character.
oh my god you’re amazing